Muse

mei #1: i dont wanna wake
mei #2: so dont stupid bitch. go back to sleep kay? *slaps forehead*
mei #1; *ouch!* you bloody sakai! which idiot actually hits herself wan? tak guna
mei #3: oitts! you two retards shush and sleep please? its frigging 7am in the morning. you're
suppose to be dysfunctional! ACT DYSFUNCTIONAL!
mei #1 + mei #2: *pouts*
mei #2: but she start it first.
mei #1: i so did not you arse!
mei #2: you so so did, you buttwipe!
mei #3: *stab mei #1 in between the eye and chokes mei #2 with her own blood
gushing from the severed jugular artery*
mei #1: fuckfuckfuck! there's a tendon hammer in between my eye!!!! *runs in circle!*
mei #2: mmphff! *gurgling sound in the background*
mei #3: WHY CANT YOU TWO SAKAI JUST DROP DEAD AND DIE LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE?
me1 #1 + mei #2: *pauses and stare at mei #3, with an evil grin slowly forming on
their lips*
mei #3: dont look at me like that you creepy walking corpse-to-be...
mei #1: *plucks out the tendon hammer from her head*
mei #2: *closes the gash in her neck and divert all that blood to her mouth*
mei #3: hey... killing me is suicide aight? now let's all just lie down and play dead k?

- mei #2 squirts the collected blood from her mouth and blinds mei #3 temporarily while mei #1 charges forward with the tendon hammer ala 'flying kick' style *hiyakkk!*-


mei #1: i'm hungry. breakfast?
mei #2 *nods head while slurping back her overflowing blood...*

When a pair of walking talking atm machines visits you, inevitably it involves good food, and shopping. However, I didn't know it comes with so many plus points. *grins* Some things you just cant bring back home.

Nostalgia. They're born from the junks you collect from the years back. They're the memories you immortalized in scraps of papers or shrapnels of tin. I love all my familiarities. Things I grew up with. I dearly miss all my darlings back home.

Here's an article I came across by Mary Schneider in Thestar newspaper on the 17 reasons people use when they cheat. *grins*

1. Break out into selfhood (so you can be and express yourself – painting might also help).
2. Accidental (crashing into a tree is usually accidental, or breaking a glass, but never sex. Unless, of course, you get so drunk that you can’t tell the difference between your partner and your next-door neighbour).
3. Sexual panic (to prove that you are still sexually capable – as if you can’t prove that with your partner).
4. Let’s kill this relationship (and see if it comes back to life).
5. Mid-marriage crisis (will add sparkle to a stale or problematic marriage).
6. Trading up (when you’ve “moved on” but your spouse hasn’t – note: spouses should not be upgraded like cars or houses).
7. Heating up your marriage (the fear of being found out will add more spice to your marriage).
8. I just needed to indulge myself (shades of Bill Clinton).
9. Ejector seat (either your spouse will kick you out or your lover will give you the courage to quit).
10. See if (see if what you’ve been missing in your marriage can be found elsewhere).
11. Distraction (will make you forget life’s difficulties – a game of Monopoly or a glass of wine might also do the trick).
12. Surrogate therapy (will help you overcome feelings of inadequacy, frustration, etc – a shrink might also help).
13. Do I still have it? (sounds like sexual panic).
14. Having an experience I missed out on (there’s always bungee jumping, or origami, or trekking in Nepal to consider).
15. Revenge (creepy).
16. Midlife crisis (sounds like sexual panic again).
17. Unmet needs (what happened to unmet commitments?).

My advice to anyone contemplating an affair? Either you’re married or you’re not. There’s nothing in between.

Why Why WHY??? HOW????? I really dont know myself. This is highly unsettling. *sigh* But I dont want to end up like that. Wait, I dont even know which end I'll be. Ahahahah! Aih, I miss you love.

The sun was up but the wind was raking through all our hairs. No bells were ringing. No groom in sight but there's a wedding going on. The bride's in a black dress. The mother of the bride most unhappy. The father of the bride still in shock. The bride herself is clueless how did she landed herself in that role.

So where's the groom again?

Day broke at 1530 in goosebumps and horror. But I woke. Thank goodness. And today's the day of the potluck. XD


We ate. We played. We burned. We drink and We laughed! What a charade of Life. (=