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Sunday, November 8, 2009

hello stranger...


"Hold your hands up,
I miss you I miss you tonight.
Hold your hands up,
I'll find you when I look inside"

I like it when suddenly a lovely song randomly plays in my ears. I like it with that brush of memory, a mile of smile carved on my face. In all that bitter and sweet, we grew up and walk parallel side by side. I'll always see you when I need you like when you'll show up when you need an exit. I know you will never leave me. You never did. Neither would I.


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Saturday, October 31, 2009

it was only 5 minutes

mei #1: i dont wanna wake
mei #2: so dont stupid bitch. go back to sleep kay? *slaps forehead*
mei #1; *ouch!* you bloody sakai! which idiot actually hits herself wan? tak guna
mei #3: oitts! you two retards shush and sleep please? its frigging 7am in the morning. you're
suppose to be dysfunctional! ACT DYSFUNCTIONAL!
mei #1 + mei #2: *pouts*
mei #2: but she start it first.
mei #1: i so did not you arse!
mei #2: you so so did, you buttwipe!
mei #3: *stab mei #1 in between the eye and chokes mei #2 with her own blood
gushing from the severed jugular artery*
mei #1: fuckfuckfuck! there's a tendon hammer in between my eye!!!! *runs in circle!*
mei #2: mmphff! *gurgling sound in the background*
mei #3: WHY CANT YOU TWO SAKAI JUST DROP DEAD AND DIE LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE?
me1 #1 + mei #2: *pauses and stare at mei #3, with an evil grin slowly forming on
their lips*
mei #3: dont look at me like that you creepy walking corpse-to-be...
mei #1: *plucks out the tendon hammer from her head*
mei #2: *closes the gash in her neck and divert all that blood to her mouth*
mei #3: hey... killing me is suicide aight? now let's all just lie down and play dead k?

- mei #2 squirts the collected blood from her mouth and blinds mei #3 temporarily while mei #1 charges forward with the tendon hammer ala 'flying kick' style *hiyakkk!*-


mei #1: i'm hungry. breakfast?
mei #2 *nods head while slurping back her overflowing blood...*


Happy All Hallow's Eve people! XD

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Monday, October 26, 2009

All in a months time

When a pair of walking talking atm machines visits you, inevitably it involves good food, and shopping. However, I didn't know it comes with so many plus points. *grins* Some things you just cant bring back home.


*It is testing to have them around but cant touch them*



Faces and smiles from a while back.

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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Springtime in the days of monsoon


Nostalgia. They're born from the junks you collect from the years back. They're the memories you immortalized in scraps of papers or shrapnels of tin. I love all my familiarities. Things I grew up with. I dearly miss all my darlings back home.


Mom kept threatening to throw away all my stocked up 'valuables'. But I cleverly locked them up in a drawer. *evil laughter!* But she does have a point, what's the point in keeping all of them and bringing them along with me through graduation, houseman years, specialist days? Plus, I dont think my pillow can survive that long. Or that note-written tissue. Or that rust-speckled tin box. Damn. Time erodes. And there's so many things I would love to hang on to but its impractical.

SPRING CLEAN!!!

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Monday, October 19, 2009

ultimate sin


Here's an article I came across by Mary Schneider in Thestar newspaper on the 17 reasons people use when they cheat. *grins*

  1. Break out into selfhood (so you can be and express yourself – painting might also help).
  2. Accidental (crashing into a tree is usually accidental, or breaking a glass, but never sex. Unless, of course, you get so drunk that you can’t tell the difference between your partner and your next-door neighbour).
  3. Sexual panic (to prove that you are still sexually capable – as if you can’t prove that with your partner).
  4. Let’s kill this relationship (and see if it comes back to life).
  5. Mid-marriage crisis (will add sparkle to a stale or problematic marriage).
  6. Trading up (when you’ve “moved on” but your spouse hasn’t – note: spouses should not be upgraded like cars or houses).
  7. Heating up your marriage (the fear of being found out will add more spice to your marriage).
  8. I just needed to indulge myself (shades of Bill Clinton).
  9. Ejector seat (either your spouse will kick you out or your lover will give you the courage to quit).
  10. See if (see if what you’ve been missing in your marriage can be found elsewhere).
  11. Distraction (will make you forget life’s difficulties – a game of Monopoly or a glass of wine might also do the trick).
  12. Surrogate therapy (will help you overcome feelings of inadequacy, frustration, etc – a shrink might also help).
  13. Do I still have it? (sounds like sexual panic).
  14. Having an experience I missed out on (there’s always bungee jumping, or origami, or trekking in Nepal to consider).
  15. Revenge (creepy).
  16. Midlife crisis (sounds like sexual panic again).
  17. Unmet needs (what happened to unmet commitments?).
My advice to anyone contemplating an affair? Either you’re married or you’re not. There’s nothing in between.

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

*snap*

Why Why WHY??? HOW????? I really dont know myself. This is highly unsettling. *sigh* But I dont want to end up like that. Wait, I dont even know which end I'll be. Ahahahah! Aih, I miss you love.

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Monday, October 12, 2009

bites from their pies

"I tell you this, and I tell you plain:
What you have done, you will do again;
You will bite your tongue, careful or not,
Upon the already-bitten spot"

Touche I would say in many ways. I love it when I stumble upon all the lil quotes I can point finger to and say "Ahah! I knew that feeling!" My favourite would be this.

"Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object"

And here's an excuse for all out there who sleeps oh-so-easilly at the droning of voices. ...

"Are you sleeping, on the job??"
"No, there's a bug in my eye, && I'm trying to suffocate it

I cant relate anymore to this than anything elses. (=

Sanity called, i hung up and blocked his number

For this is what I do best..

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on

Take that you vegans!

Steak is something which has clearly died for my sins, and should therefore be utterly worshipped. With roasted potatoes and a good gravy.

And yes, someone elses too shared my idealogy! XD

When life gives you lemons, bust out the tequila and salt

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