mei #1: i dont wanna wake
mei #2: so dont stupid bitch. go back to sleep kay? *slaps forehead*
mei #1; *ouch!* you bloody sakai! which idiot actually hits herself wan? tak guna
mei #3: oitts! you two retards shush and sleep please? its frigging 7am in the morning. you're
suppose to be dysfunctional! ACT DYSFUNCTIONAL!
mei #1 + mei #2: *pouts*
mei #2: but she start it first.
mei #1: i so did not you arse!
mei #2: you so so did, you buttwipe!
mei #3: *stab mei #1 in between the eye and chokes mei #2 with her own blood
gushing from the severed jugular artery*
mei #1: fuckfuckfuck! there's a tendon hammer in between my eye!!!! *runs in circle!*
mei #2: mmphff! *gurgling sound in the background*
mei #3: WHY CANT YOU TWO SAKAI JUST DROP DEAD AND DIE LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE?
me1 #1 + mei #2: *pauses and stare at mei #3, with an evil grin slowly forming on
their lips*
mei #3: dont look at me like that you creepy walking corpse-to-be...
mei #1: *plucks out the tendon hammer from her head*
mei #2: *closes the gash in her neck and divert all that blood to her mouth*
mei #3: hey... killing me is suicide aight? now let's all just lie down and play dead k?
- mei #2 squirts the collected blood from her mouth and blinds mei #3 temporarily while mei #1 charges forward with the tendon hammer ala 'flying kick' style *hiyakkk!*-
mei #1: i'm hungry. breakfast?
mei #2 *nods head while slurping back her overflowing blood...*
Nostalgia. They're born from the junks you collect from the years back. They're the memories you immortalized in scraps of papers or shrapnels of tin. I love all my familiarities. Things I grew up with. I dearly miss all my darlings back home.
Here's an article I came across by Mary Schneider in Thestar newspaper on the 17 reasons people use when they cheat. *grins*
- Break out into selfhood (so you can be and express yourself – painting might also help).
- Accidental (crashing into a tree is usually accidental, or breaking a glass, but never sex. Unless, of course, you get so drunk that you can’t tell the difference between your partner and your next-door neighbour).
- Sexual panic (to prove that you are still sexually capable – as if you can’t prove that with your partner).
- Let’s kill this relationship (and see if it comes back to life).
- Mid-marriage crisis (will add sparkle to a stale or problematic marriage).
- Trading up (when you’ve “moved on” but your spouse hasn’t – note: spouses should not be upgraded like cars or houses).
- Heating up your marriage (the fear of being found out will add more spice to your marriage).
- I just needed to indulge myself (shades of Bill Clinton).
- Ejector seat (either your spouse will kick you out or your lover will give you the courage to quit).
- See if (see if what you’ve been missing in your marriage can be found elsewhere).
- Distraction (will make you forget life’s difficulties – a game of Monopoly or a glass of wine might also do the trick).
- Surrogate therapy (will help you overcome feelings of inadequacy, frustration, etc – a shrink might also help).
- Do I still have it? (sounds like sexual panic).
- Having an experience I missed out on (there’s always bungee jumping, or origami, or trekking in Nepal to consider).
- Revenge (creepy).
- Midlife crisis (sounds like sexual panic again).
- Unmet needs (what happened to unmet commitments?).
Why Why WHY??? HOW????? I really dont know myself. This is highly unsettling. *sigh* But I dont want to end up like that. Wait, I dont even know which end I'll be. Ahahahah! Aih, I miss you love.
What you have done, you will do again;
You will bite your tongue, careful or not,
Upon the already-bitten spot"
"Are you sleeping, on the job??"
"No, there's a bug in my eye, && I'm trying to suffocate it
Sanity called, i hung up and blocked his number
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on
Steak is something which has clearly died for my sins, and should therefore be utterly worshipped. With roasted potatoes and a good gravy.
When life gives you lemons, bust out the tequila and salt
The sun was up but the wind was raking through all our hairs. No bells were ringing. No groom in sight but there's a wedding going on. The bride's in a black dress. The mother of the bride most unhappy. The father of the bride still in shock. The bride herself is clueless how did she landed herself in that role.
So where's the groom again?
Day broke at 1530 in goosebumps and horror. But I woke. Thank goodness. And today's the day of the potluck. XD
We ate. We played. We burned. We drink and We laughed! What a charade of Life. (=
Can I be a boy today and talk bout cars? I dont have that obsession for cars like every other guy but I do love this baby! And its not just bout looks alright? Fell in love with it when I was watching topgear sometime back. Grrrr.... Sleek in every curves and turn, smooth transmission and a demonic gift of speed! Okayla.... It's just a bloody car. If I eve get this, confirm will die, as my mom had clearly justify in the previous previous previous post. *Sigh* No harm in dreaming thought. (=
And I honestly believe my sleeping rhythm is totally messed up. When the sun is up, this is what I do...
I just finish cooking my salted fish vege curry. The time now is 0330 am. I have no idea why I'm cooking in the wee hours of the morning when the whole house is sleeping.
It is crazy.
- Imagine you wake up one day in the eye of the storm. The still and silence eerily haunting. And in split second when that storm moves over, everything comes crashing down one by one. How do you stand then?
- Imagine you walk into the middle of a battlefield one day. Grenades flying above your head, bayonets clanging about, and everybody running to pick a side to hide behind. And you sat in the middle wondering where have you landed out of a sudden.
- Imagine one day at 13 you slumped on a chair, while your mom was screaming in the background, and think, "Why am I me? Why aren't I someone else? Why am I not that kwai lo with green eyes and red hair? Why am I not my neighbour or my sister or anyone elses??"
- Imagine having to relive with the repertoire of your mistake for the rest of your conscience.
- Imagine yourself suddenly snaps back into reality only to realize everyone you love is no longer around. That in that long sleep you take, everybody fades away, while you remain you, unchanged. While the earth spins, your time stood still.
- Imagine you have the power to rewrite you entire past, just the way you like it. Perfect, just like a fairy tale. Would you?
- Imagine one happy trappy afternoon you head towards your kitchen and caught your fiance cheating on you with your best friend. Who do you murder? Your fiance or your best friend?
- Imagine, having to rant an entire length over the bumpy ride of yours or that disastrous hairstyle or that torn Gucci. Have you perhaps pause to think of those who had it worse off than you? That there actually are people out there being hail-stoned with actual problems. Suddenly, my woes are so microscopic besides theirs. And its even more amazing that these are the people who NEVER rants. They just vomit everything out to you in a-matter-of-fact sorta way. Again, I'm belittled.
- Imagine all the pigs die in an epidemic. HOW????????????????
Faith lay their hands down in your heart
Strength grips onto your sinew
Idealism lingers above your weariness
But I'll walk by you in your shadow,
Dragging them along with me."
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Lastly, imagine you being this watermelon being hacked to pieces by Dr Lim. Even in death, I guarantee you wont find peace. Die also look so ugly. Yer.
Gorgeous young adolescents give their hormonally charged male peers a reason to live,
And lovely young ladies capture the fullest attention of men in a heartbeat.
But when you go, "For I truly believe that there is nothing wrong with using your good looks to get what you want - even if it is a lil unfair for the rest of you." She sounds like she's flipping her blonde hair while saying it albeit she claims to be a straight a scholar and high distinction achiever. Hmmms.
I suppose we like to see a lil remorse in her actions. Even the teeniest bit will make whatever she does more acceptable in our eyes. For example if she had said, "I know what I did was a lil unethical and bitchy, but I couldnt possibly let my prime of time pass me by without utilizing it to the fullest can I?", I am sure you wouldnt be so harsh on calling her a bitch. *grins*
All evil need is a little guilt and remorse to pass the societal's harsh judgement. If you keep being paranoid of a rehabilitated killer, you are prejudiced. If you stigmatize someone for something they did in the past it's very unforgiving of you. That perhaps sometimes things is very superficial. There is no dissected underlying meaning. Somethings dont change that easy.
Flirting and is one thing. Flirting to manipulate is another. I just dont quite like the combo k? Just a lil bit of bitch in the nice and a lil bit of nice in the bitch and you'll mostly get what you want. So he says. Oitts! If I am nice, I'm verry nice k? But if I'm bitchy, I wont hold back. Promise. *grins* To settle in between is just so tormenting lo.
So let us all repent with our puppy eyes?
Another article I do found interesting was how geeks are taking over the world! They even profiled ten 'geeks'. But neither look like geeks k? All so hip and cooler than I am! What the hell?
Geek: A peculiar or otherwise odd person, especially one who is perceived to be overly obsessed with one or more things including those of intellectuality, electronics, etc
Okayla. In that sense I think three quart of my friends are geeks aight? Got one obssessed with tennis, another obsessed with giving a fact a day, and another with food and another with studying (wait, the whole med fac is) and one with ethanol and many others obssessed with their own obsession. And yes, they are ALL peculiar queers. XD not queer in a gay way k? Just plain weird. I concur I only make friends with weirdos.
And playing risk with a bunch of funny weirdos is cool. Playing charade is even more hillarious! Especially when one have to act out "praying for hungry ghost festival" XD
If you're not weird you cant be my friend k? *crosses fingers*